No, no, Lincoln

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 08/10/2018 at 16:23 • Filed to: Lincoln

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The !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is supposed to be the mid-model, and the entry level is supposed to be the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . SMH. You don’t even have a mark number model for the Reserve... you heathens.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/10/2018 at 16:29

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I mean, I guess the Black Label is sort of like a Mark. Sort of.

Tristan > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/10/2018 at 16:32

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Let’s just sit back and appreciate that there’s a luxury brand that isn’t naming their cars after inkjet printers, like the BMW MFC-J43 5W M-Sport.

Textured Soy Protein > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/10/2018 at 16:37

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Bring back the Capri!

Textured Soy Protein > Tristan 08/10/2018 at 16:37

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I own both a BMW 335i xDrive M Sport and a Brother DCP-L2540DW.

Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/10/2018 at 16:40

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My favorite was when Buick had the Limited trim and would put that on the cars.  I’d see it and think, “Yup, that car sure is limited, but not the way you mean.”

Ash78, voting early and often > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/10/2018 at 16:42

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They should just give them cutesy European trimlines for fun.

Continental Capriccio (with S model available)

Continental Longitude

Continental Tangerine (also available as Kennedy Konvertible)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Ash78, voting early and often 08/10/2018 at 16:44

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The Continental Tangerine includes a free Magic Bullet with every purchase!  

Tristan > Textured Soy Protein 08/10/2018 at 16:45

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I own the Brother MFC-J435W mentioned above. I longingly look forward to the day I can replace it so I can reenact the famous scene from Office Space. It’s such a piece of shit.

BJ > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/10/2018 at 17:11

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The configurator on the website is frustrating . You s elect a nice exterior colour like Blue Diamond or Burgundy, and then try to add the Terracotta or Jade Gray interior - but NOPE - you can only have those nice interior colours with boring exterior colours like black.

I am disappointed. If I want ugly and I have money to spend on it, please sell me ugly. Don’t try to tell me what’s right or not. Or alternately, don’t give me the choice! Hide the damned colours you don’t want me to pick, and I won’t pick them.

I’m getting salty and worked up over nothing. I should have had a snack before opening that bottle of wine...

facw > Tristan 08/10/2018 at 17:40

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Such is the way of inkjets...

I’ve got an HL-L2395DW and it seems good. Put lasers on everything!

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/10/2018 at 19:40

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Does a car selling at the rate of 600 or so per month really even need multiple trim levels?

jimz > Ash78, voting early and often 08/10/2018 at 19:49

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Then a Continental Che Cazzo.

(Continental What the F***)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 08/10/2018 at 22:03

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Yes, because I want to have detailed information on the several ways I can't afford it.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Tristan 08/10/2018 at 22:13

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Let’s just say that there is a distinction between being quas i-meaningfully pretentious and being impenetrably obtuse with meaning that nobody cares about.

That is a line BMW trampled somewhere just past the Polish border.

A luxury car needs to have pretense in the name or it isn’t fun. You buy the nameplate (“Arnage”, “Corniche”, “Facellia”, etc.) and then you option the shit out of it. Writing out every option into the model designation in such a way that it has prestige decipherable only to a Bim fanatic is just stupid.

It’s not competitive if no luxury snob who’s not into Bims gives a shit about the model code. It’s not exclusive if it promotes infighting among Bim snobs only.

It's like using the old silly "Limited", "Custom", w/e trim names translated into Esperanto.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Textured Soy Protein 08/10/2018 at 22:14

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I'd accept that too.

Tristan > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/10/2018 at 23:35

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Where’s my Bill Blass and Cartier trims?!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Textured Soy Protein 08/11/2018 at 06:58

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how about NO

Textured Soy Protein > Tristan 08/11/2018 at 08:59

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All inkjets suck. Mine is a laser and it’s been rock solid since I got it. The only things I print at home are occasional paperwork, and online shopping return labels. None of which requires color. When I want to print photos I do it at CVS, Walgreen’s, Target or Walmart.